* Does not include Ham, Sausage, or Bacon as they all taste really good.
** After the kids move out I am not responsible if they choose to eat yummy cuts of meat.
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website is obviously a parody. If you are a member of PETA or any other group of crazy animal
lovers that think animals should have the same rights as people.... Give it up and have a steak
would you, you are looking way to thin. For those who aren't
Nazi's and sincerely care about
the well being of animals and people we recommend