** After the kids move out I am not responsible if they choose to eat yummy cuts of meat.

Doh! - In case you haven't figured it out, this website is obviously a parody.  If you are a member of PETA or any other group of crazy animal lovers that think animals should have the same rights as people.... Give it up and have a steak would you, you are looking way to thin.  For those who aren't Nazi's and sincerely care about the well being of animals and people we recommend American Humane