Porkie In Happier Times?
Why Are We Doing This?
Cause we want to save Porkie!
Seriously, this website is just a parody that I thought up last night while discussing
the utter ridiculousness of the fact that there really is a SaveToby site about a dude going
to eat his pet rabbit with my family.
Although I wouldn't ever eat one of my pets, I had to give it some pause since to date
people have already paid almost 20,000$ to ransom his rabbit.
So even though its a parody and I REALLY don't think we can bring back what was going to
be my dinner until I thought this up from its current butchered state. I will keep my
word if we do and have currently begun the cryogenic process in my freezer.
That and I have always liked to tweak the establishment just a little bit and by
establishment I mean all stupid organizations like PETA, which is the real reason I am doing
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is against all forms of
medical testing involving animals - regardless of the potential benefits to human beings... PETA
supports banning the ownership of pets and advocates releasing them into the wild... It's enough to
make a vegetarian eat meat!
Hell, I am thinking about eating a PETA member or two, but there
isn't enough meat on their bones to make a meal for my family of five. Wonder why that
©2005 From the
twisted mind of Michael Larson